This heroic group of compadres has set out on a journey to reveal and destroy the rampant and terrifying criminal squirrel activity that haunts our lives each day. Our one mission as the Squirrel Fighting Team is to fight (on Sundays) all squirrel activity, using only our wits and footballs/basketballs/frisbees/pants. We aim to make these squirrels pay, and pay big-time.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Squirrels at their worst. Don't let this happen in your neighborhood; report suspicious activity immediately!
The Sciurus carolinensis, or Eastern Gray Squirrel, at first glance is a docile and pleasant creature. They are brave in the face of danger; they are physically and mentally strong. What if I told you, however, that they were and are our greatest enemy. What if I told you that these seemingly pleasant creatures---creatures we share our everyday life with---were monsters who may eventually decide the fate of humanity? Don't believe me? Then you're stupid.
Here at The Squirrel Chronicle, we hope to serve as a reminder of the dangers of the Eastern Gray Squirrel, and of every other squirrel you may encounter in the living of your daily life.
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