The magnificantly stupid little poorage popers

Squirrels are a fine breed of intelligent mamals, or is it rodents? The fact of the matter is that these animals possess a variety of amazing capabilities, and it is our job as humans to recognize these wonderfuly crafted creatures. And when I say recognize I mean shred them to peices at any chance you get. These little pee-brained turd heads don't deserve to roam our yards without the possibility of being decapitated. I really do respect this amazing animals, but my respect does not extend so far as not killing one whenever I get a chance.