Squirrels at their worst. Don't let this happen in your neighborhood; report suspicious activity immediately!






And Another:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZztlIUZk-Eo

A Scientific Experiment

A group of Scientists conduct important research experiments. Very interesting.

Do It Right; Do It Your Way

Everyone has their own style; everyone has their own system. Squirrelling is as unique as the individual involved. Go out and do it right---do it your way.

The magnificantly stupid little poorage popers

Squirrels are a fine breed of intelligent mamals, or is it rodents? The fact of the matter is that these animals possess a variety of amazing capabilities, and it is our job as humans to recognize these wonderfuly crafted creatures. And when I say recognize I mean shred them to peices at any chance you get. These little pee-brained turd heads don't deserve to roam our yards without the possibility of being decapitated. I really do respect this amazing animals, but my respect does not extend so far as not killing one whenever I get a chance.

Squirrel Obesity

Squirrel Obesity is a big problem. Pests are finding it harder and harder to fit into small places like their ancestors did. Don't stand by and watch this happen with indifference! It may not be affecting you right now, but eventually it will. If not you, then your children, or your children's children.



Please help control obesity by chasing squirrels.

Bittersweet

Its a dangerous business, messing with squirrels. One minute I think I'm safe then another theres one of those forsaken creatures on my porch again, up to something terrible as usual. Some days-most days I just have to do my duty and make it pay but other days....the worst days I wonder how I can ever go on with this quest to save the world from these wicked creatures. Then I remember all the babies and children and little infants and the youngsters and toddlers and kids and how bad squirrels taste and I say "this is why I'm here." This picture is another reason why I get up in the morning, it spins.

Dangerous? I Think Yes.

Don't be fooled by their kindly expressions; squirrels have absolutely no moral fiber.



Regulating squirrel behavior is no walk in the park, my friends. The Team is working overtime (just Sundays) to nip these kinds of squirrel attitudes in the walnut.