This heroic group of compadres has set out on a journey to reveal and destroy the rampant and terrifying criminal squirrel activity that haunts our lives each day. Our one mission as the Squirrel Fighting Team is to fight (on Sundays) all squirrel activity, using only our wits and footballs/basketballs/frisbees/pants. We aim to make these squirrels pay, and pay big-time.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Do It Right; Do It Your Way
Everyone has their own style; everyone has their own system. Squirrelling is as unique as the individual involved. Go out and do it right---do it your way.
The Sciurus carolinensis, or Eastern Gray Squirrel, at first glance is a docile and pleasant creature. They are brave in the face of danger; they are physically and mentally strong. What if I told you, however, that they were and are our greatest enemy. What if I told you that these seemingly pleasant creatures---creatures we share our everyday life with---were monsters who may eventually decide the fate of humanity? Don't believe me? Then you're stupid.
Here at The Squirrel Chronicle, we hope to serve as a reminder of the dangers of the Eastern Gray Squirrel, and of every other squirrel you may encounter in the living of your daily life.
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